Squashed Toad... yes, ha.
... about 50 years time
the year 20...60, or 70
or something like that
its really big
and the robots perfrom it live
and they make a concert for the Presidenté
and he likes it
and he promotes the band
to be...
the King of The Worlds group.
Umbah?
and they make it the anthem....
who is this dipshit?
....of the Universe
Damn it!
we should call the men in suits
i think they arrived
their gonna make some crazy music
go - go - go
uninhabitable planet
ooh... thats awful
come on, come on
their much smarter than me
blastbeat it away you god damn robot
make it giroscopic..yes
nothing stays the same forever...does it
what does that mean?
the riff? wheres the riff?
study it!
i'd rather live on Zarathusta
i do...
I'd go to Zarkon any fucking day
hmm.. great
I'd even live on Athena
Altair 4 or Zorgon
anywhere but fucking Earth!
Oh i'm so excited
the album hasn't really started yet
such a hollow planet
i'm going to switch it off in a minute anyway
good.
you know, its like the violin tuning to the orchestra
its just a load of crap
and they go wooaaahhhy
yes, thats all this is
i like it!
there is something much better later
but will you stay tuned to find out?
i doubt it
subliminal tactics
why are you such an idiot
oh what a cacophony
the greatest thirty minutes on the planet
what bollocks are you talking?
you see, i worship Thundercats
whats wrong with that?
he was leader of the Galaxy Foundation you know!
heel , come on, heel...
its all free aswell... hmm, yummy!
you can blow smoke rings anytime you like...
i see returning eh, along the road
pleading....squashed toad...yes, ha
Very lush expansive doom, lots of different arrangements and choral vocals, slow and sad and full of regret. Extremely high quality stuff. Sounds like a life’s work. Also quite heavy. Jono Schneider