Squashed Toad... yes, ha. ... about 50 years time the year 20...60, or 70 or something like that its really big and the robots perfrom it live and they make a concert for the Presidenté and he likes it and he promotes the band to be... the King of The Worlds group. Umbah? and they make it the anthem.... who is this dipshit? ....of the Universe Damn it! we should call the men in suits i think they arrived their gonna make some crazy music go - go - go uninhabitable planet ooh... thats awful come on, come on their much smarter than me blastbeat it away you god damn robot make it giroscopic..yes nothing stays the same forever...does it what does that mean? the riff? wheres the riff? study it! i'd rather live on Zarathusta i do... I'd go to Zarkon any fucking day hmm.. great I'd even live on Athena Altair 4 or Zorgon anywhere but fucking Earth! Oh i'm so excited the album hasn't really started yet such a hollow planet i'm going to switch it off in a minute anyway good. you know, its like the violin tuning to the orchestra its just a load of crap and they go wooaaahhhy yes, thats all this is i like it! there is something much better later but will you stay tuned to find out? i doubt it subliminal tactics why are you such an idiot oh what a cacophony the greatest thirty minutes on the planet what bollocks are you talking? you see, i worship Thundercats whats wrong with that? he was leader of the Galaxy Foundation you know! heel , come on, heel... its all free aswell... hmm, yummy! you can blow smoke rings anytime you like... i see returning eh, along the road pleading....squashed toad...yes, ha ooh. goodbye

its quite funny really... haha come on, come on yeah, it kind of creeps up on you like a baaad trip this one don't worry it will all be sorted soon though fuck... fuck yes, what? look at this heroic skirmish think your the wise raven do you? (the album starts now) aye! can't you tell? its so much more coherent this fear of the Lataderectidus come on... i survived a raystrom you know? this is terrible... hmm i am thirsty thats too bad pint of best? why can't i invented my next robot-vocalist now! i need to invent it immediately with robo-limbs - thats our target good morning... what insert coin Umbah...come on! something with sugar in it will be fine thank you... skewey... ooh actually i've already sent this off for promo this where you have to have a double bong metamorphic schizm....just for you hear the canary sing he's in the birdbath fighting... woah ho go to Solaris then... no....aaah excuse me i have to go and drain my tube ...but i'm scared of the bathroom cause... it has sticky insects in it and maybe Golem's there and drones flying by i think i'll go to the dungeon and bathe without the ecosystem where are we? indeed where are we? ...indeed... its hard i like listening to ants tap there testicles on the ground oh yes....so fun so fun to be a homogenous idiot its not fun, its scary yeah! ...horrible oh yes i look like all the other sausages in the packet, don't i? i think we should put you in the chamber and whip you buy me a beer...shite yes, yes its shite isn't it exactly,....you said it before me are you a mystic or something no tune the fucking thing fuck you what do you want from me...blood? i'm getting pissed off with these machines now oh....psychic idiot! haha no, actually i quite like them that bit was good, hmm yess so was that, oh my....spiffing i'll pretend i'm chilling yes, thats better sorry everybody is it a full moon or something? no but the aliens have arrived

thats all, come back next week 2 bongs this time.. it gets considerably worse from now on ooh hoo hoo hooo and theres choppers everywhere, its a nightmare did a wizard compose this? where is he? i want to meet the wizard come on wizard show your fucking face i think he is brooding near a fountain sounds like R2's gone nutz the fountain of creation a robot wizard maybe he's making rituals i bet he has nice boots he's covered in foliage i want the robot wizard boots then i'll feel good to Live on Radio Ghost 24/7 but what if i took over the world? that would be so swanky lets continue shall we lets head over to the teleportation tree lets go... its not my fault you know damn it listen to that Tea Time everybody whats it called? i'm not sure, firecrackers.... i don't know either oh please help me orb tree gonna change into animal mode hope you don't mind? thats it.. they threw away the key... i'll be squirrel then if you want it doesn't matter i just want to have fun with the others oh, go on then thats so much better i think i prefer being an animal actually maybe a dragons egg humans are kind of dull join the spider assembly line look at a tarantula and shit my pants climb up moss trees all day aren't you?... dull, boring, idiots none of you could be masters of the Universe if you tried come on hope its not too heavy fucking let it out, fucking go, yeah visit the UFO base they'll never see me fucking go, yeah lots of advantages to being a spider yes....except when they step on you and then you go into severe declination oh fuck now its bubbling hard yes i know can't you feel it? look Chaos energy black magic suckle me, suckle me, suckle me lets get off this dying planet now take away the virus of your mind couple of meteor zones ahead but nothing to worry about oh shit! we've got some steam bugz on board though...hmm

Is it all over? thats, ahh... 3 dollars thank you i'm glad its all over leave it at the door.... its time to pay for your sins you do know you've sinned, don't you? oh! well now its time you pay! was there a hurricane or something? pay.. for your sins and what a motley lot we have here yes who shall we start with the rampaging rhinoceros or the rifle weilding reindeer well... lets be nice i have a viscious viper here you know i'm feeling pleasant today i shan't use my nuclear bomb i am not going to eat any of you sublime this does not mean however, you shall leave alive i'm going to cook you in broth one of you will be lucky and have the special request lets visit Cuckaburra thats it,yeah, boogey on, woo hoo its like a detonater... oh yes so Detonater Man... Nuke it! on with the grand performance i think which one is lucky? the monkey lucky monkey lucky, lucky monkey idiots! well, just wait till the apocolypse then we'll see won't we you won't hide in your bunker then will you Mister Beaver?... yo its kind of funky this bit no its not my electrical washer sounds better funky in a cybery tech way oh yes might be good if your a rat it wasn't that bad, was it?

He survived yeah, they guys from Sloiyèr they endorsed this one you ready? so, just quite where are we? so the monkey survived you see they put som acid in my soap bar and every time i wash my hands i trip my fucking nutz off i don't think thats normal shit happens! its like a whirlwind a stingray up my bottom no explosive, muff-tickling, litho-stealing, heavy metal yes....Umbah its cataclysmic, criochiplic Umbah... what does that mean? its quite cute really, isn't it oh yes, i love it all, love it all come on dyna-dance, dyna- dance, chemical dyna-dance, chemicals dyna-dance this tracks just as bad as the one before isn't it? is that a psionic driller or a sonic sander, a vortex chisseler a carb-free transmiteron a litho-buritol 21 urolomat hmm, i'll just carry on insulting everything fucking tripping bastards stealthy exogrinder there did you notice? not really you were paying attention to the nano chissels weren't you? or were you putiing on lipstick? you see? just like a dog really thats why the Presidenté liked it hello, i'm the extra dimensional woodpecker heel, yes, he's coming back now i've come to beat up all the Koalas in the world oh no! obliterate them with my nuclear cannon i have my atomic pantyhose on, and i'm ready! its nearly finished! i am going to exogrind them with my scotch freezer gun they don't stand a chance you know kazooblast them to smithereens ...my morphic mega awl is going to blow their eyelashes to the other side of the Universe

Oh wow! i'm really impressed with these machine you know its like they never tire, they are full of energy i have fear now, fear of everything its a technological LSD fantastic i love it go machines go go, machines go go machines go go, machines go go technological acid, technological acid machines go go.....don't be silly this one, came in first you know? thats right! a hundred machine trial and this ones the winner yes... its the best no machine came close to wizardy i'm going to fishing for a trout now but the pigeons have photon guns so maybe i won't its the winner it gets the first prize it gets the award why don't you all worship The Machine? YES! the contest has declared it it must be true, it must be true it must.... be true thats it! discovery! I know, i have it its in the palms of my hands now please... listen! he has wings of chaos he's breeding fast what are you King Horni or something? i'm quite a good hacker you know it defies human minds it defies reality jolly good, spledid feast whats next? budgie chirp symphony? or doom whistle quartet?

What is the perspective from which you make choice? Well, hmmm....thats a good one isn't it? shall we visit the Citadel of Frostwyrms and ask them? Yes! Oh yeah... its the best track man...fuck! Umbah rulez! oh, i have such strange dreams lately is it the chemicals? i tell you what old chap i have absolutley no idea either but i like it i don't have to pay you... do i? i hope not i am a strong robin i beat up the vultures the vultures of Canada actually yes, the tough ones, you know come on they didn't stand a chance you rule, you rule i love you... all thank you boom bang boom

I grew up in the crow pit of Ecuador you know b,b,b, bong i think Beethoven might like this its a bit bristley he might scratch his head a little bit yes! he might get a little but jealous i think its time we migrate isn't it? slonky...aswell albeit in different dimensions this is after the other world... snore with boredom come on machines, try and impress me they are waiting for the stork you know? once he's got his helmet on he will be arriving its nothing special i could do this aswell why don't you make something that makes me go...wooooh well... let's discuss, why? i just don't get it its still rubbish i'll give it another 30 seconds come on machines gimme your best its still absolute rubbish come on.. 15 seconds you better come up with something robot 1 says - Yes robot 2 is confused robot 3 wants to get the fuck out of here that's the forset newts there i hope you like 'em well actually its not bad you like it do you? hmm yes, ooh, kind of cool really i sampled some Bigfoots there its very authentic go on machines thats tickling a bit feeling a bit bristled... ooh that was the crack of the Vulpes Egg i sat there for 3 days waiting for it! i like it now its feverish couldn't be better patented UMBAH

Gosh, its absolutly horrible turn this off turn it OFF! its not music....its just a schizoramia! its a nightmare NIGHTMARE Don't know if any of you actually listened to that bit but ...Damn i'm a platypus on heat ofcourse i didn't listen to it i am dreaming of other platypuses

i did hear some wind though so anyway, theres this conundrum occured kind of a funny conundrum one of those ocean roamers yes so 6 x 6 = 6 seems to be no way out of the funny conundrum so i asked the machine Hey machine what you gonna do about this funny conundrum? i was reading Trilobyte's Lifestyle Mag and the machine said.... oh, well thats bad then isn't it? if the machine dosn't know i don't know its ok! i have the Scimitar of Altered Enchantment here it leaves us in a bit of a bind doesn't it? yeah, i sent this one off Mr Toad Runner Records and i said - Hey Buddy do you like my new demo? do ya fancy printin it up? do ya fancy making a T-shirt or 2 he said - can you sing about love? i said yes i love my fucking machines oh dear - let me call Titan Destroy your mind destroy your fucking mind you know that sense of joy yeah your mind.... your mind don't worry guys, stick with it the filter of doomed knowledge is coming up...

What happens when i die? What happens when i die? we'll have a feast of sorrow who's going to look after all my robots? they are going to be lonely ooh ooh ooh go, go... thats it and this day might be soon. takes away my sense of joy it does so who wants to be Robot Master? Commander of the Horde Well, any hands in the air? what about yours? any offers? None? well! thats a shame i was expecting at least one of you i think the Thundercat might want to be Robo-master cause he lives on the magic planet with the Starfighters hmm... and he sings Requim 7 all day odd are they ok? fear perhaps? its this water covered planet there is something wrong with it complexity maybe? souless.... whats wrong! nobody want to control the army of machines? apathy, probably...yes pathetically dystopian oh i don't like to be the devil no numbness of mind - definately i'd prefer to be a Doctor i might aswell give you my cure... forgetfulness of ones own nature securamentally you see this is what happens its good yes? haha when you step outside you've had your cure you've had your fix and so... you realise we end like we started with the same question one of this in this room is insane and we are quite, quite sure who it is....